Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I want to be your penis for a week.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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