Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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