Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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