Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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