I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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