What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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