im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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