Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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