I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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