let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I just want to make out with him forever
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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