playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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