I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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