I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
do nipples grow back?
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