butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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