if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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