you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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