Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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