and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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