i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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