Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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