Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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