After last night, I could never be a politician.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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