walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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