had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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