Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
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