Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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