ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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