there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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