im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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