Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
so let's talk penis.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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