pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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