what if I'm pregnant?
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"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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