I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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