she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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