What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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