He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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