that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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