Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
