Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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