Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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