Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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