I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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