from now on my penis is your penis
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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