SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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