He is an equal opportunity slut.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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