But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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