yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
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