When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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