What a fucking waste of an outfit
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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