so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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